[Jee whiz, she really ought to be more worried about what's going on with her state of being but..okay. He'll let her climb up on him like a monkey, even if that's concerning too?! If she can't stand on her own...]
Don't push yourself, unless you're desperate to hang out with the real monsters.
[Those guys back there in their makeshift zoo. He'll step over her pukesies once she's securely behind held against his chest, like a small babbey.]
When you say these things are dangerous, you're including yourself, right?
[Because just to be clear, he did direct Miu to the electric fence. She hasn't forgotten. She's only forgiven him about 80% worth.
But that's probably not important since he's helping her.]
Ah, right. I guess I must not be since the beeping stopped. And the fence didn't beat me, it just...launched a surprise attack. I was protecting you from it.
[But he didn't HURL HER AT the electric fence. There's a distinction there.]
Don't worry about protecting me. [...] It's the thought that counts.
[He really needs to learn to not..antagonize her further, even if it's easy. Lest she approach the fence again for round 2 sometime in the near future.]
[Really, how near-inspirational. At least she's spouting almost-inspirational things and not crying uncontrollably?!
But let's say the terminal isn't all that far, and once they've arrived, he pauses -- only to make sure he's not missing anything before reaching out to press his hand to the monitor-looking thing. Hopefully there's a monitor-looking thing involved in this. I'm winging it.]
[Don't vomit all over the terminal. His hand's there, and other people need to use it.
Once she vanishes, his hand settles back to his side and he more or less follows her method of peace sign/fading out, sans any important catchphrases. Maybe if he does it fast enough, he'll end up wherever she is.
She would die on her own, probs. But we can also fade 2 black here.]
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Alright.
[To the tone of that's enough or playtime's over minus a threat. He slips either arm underneath hers. This was such a bad idea...
If vomit's splashed on his foot, it's fine. He didn't pay for his outfit in the first place and he doesn't intend on wearing this crap again.]
Is it all out?
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This isn't fair. Now you can't see how cute I am.
[Yes, that's her priority, but she also doesn't want to stand next to her own vomit so she's going to try and climb back up Raiden.]
Look away. I'm a hideous monster.
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Don't push yourself, unless you're desperate to hang out with the real monsters.
[Those guys back there in their makeshift zoo. He'll step over her pukesies once she's securely behind held against his chest, like a small babbey.]
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[Now that she's just going to hang there, she'll admit it. She wanted first place. She's Gary, he's Ash Ketchum.]
Maybe...I've been the real monster all along.
[Goodbye, pukesies.]
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Then it's a good thing you got sick. I just told you it could be dangerous.
[The vomit is just divine intervention, no need to be alarmed after all. Keep doin' Miu.]
You're too light to be a monster. You're not turning into a cyborg either.
[So don't even bring it up again lil lady. Now that he's navigated around her baby puke puddle, he's focused on the terminal.]
Especially if a fence managed to kick your butt this badly.
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[Because just to be clear, he did direct Miu to the electric fence. She hasn't forgotten. She's only forgiven him about 80% worth.
But that's probably not important since he's helping her.]
Ah, right. I guess I must not be since the beeping stopped. And the fence didn't beat me, it just...launched a surprise attack. I was protecting you from it.
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Don't worry about protecting me. [...] It's the thought that counts.
[He really needs to learn to not..antagonize her further, even if it's easy. Lest she approach the fence again for round 2 sometime in the near future.]
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[Please get her to the terminal before getting tired of her random lines. She's just trying to sound tough and cool now.]
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[Really, how near-inspirational. At least she's spouting almost-inspirational things and not crying uncontrollably?!
But let's say the terminal isn't all that far, and once they've arrived, he pauses -- only to make sure he's not missing anything before reaching out to press his hand to the monitor-looking thing. Hopefully there's a monitor-looking thing involved in this. I'm winging it.]
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[There is a monitor looking thing.
But just when Raiden thinks he's going to push his hand to it, Miu twists abruptly and places her hand on it first.]
I...I win! I made it to the computer first!
[It's also going to ask if they want to log out, but Miu doesn't care about that. She's the winner.]
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If there's enough room, which there probably is, he's just going to sigh and fit his hand in at a different angle.]
Don't touch that fence again. Congratulations, though.
[He could stand to sound more force-impressed....]
It's asking if we want to log out. [Is she old enough to read?] Pick 'yes', I'm letting you do it first.
[Err.]
The winner has dibs.
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That's right. I could've...I could've wobbled here on my own, but I still got first place in the end.
[She sounds really unattractive, like she might throw up.
But she slams her hand on the panel and swipes right. That's a yes, it's a definite yes.
And just like that, Miu...fades into light or something lame like that, teleporting away with a cry of]
I'm blasting off agai—
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Once she vanishes, his hand settles back to his side and he more or less follows her method of peace sign/fading out, sans any important catchphrases. Maybe if he does it fast enough, he'll end up wherever she is.
She would die on her own, probs. But we can also fade 2 black here.]